|Arthur||- Guitar, Vocals, Songs|
| Arthur writes the best songs this side of the crab nebula. He is also a Jolly Boatman.|
| Dave was last seen some time ago, in an elliptical orbit just beyond Pluto.|
|Dan||- Bass, Backing Vocals|
| When not listening to noises masquerading as music, Dan likes to create web pages such as this one.|
| John lives in a pub. We all like John.|
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